Edition · October 16, 2023

The Daily Fuckup — October 16, 2023

A federal judge slapped a gag order on Trump in the Jan. 6 case, while his New York fraud trial kept surfacing fresh evidence that his world runs on inflated numbers and bad instincts.

October 16 was a rough one for Trump’s legal posture, and not just because the courts were in a mood. In Washington, Judge Tanya Chutkan imposed a narrow gag order after finding Trump’s public attacks had crossed into a real threat to the process. In New York, the civil fraud trial kept producing testimony that undercut the old Trump myth that his numbers are just big and beautiful and everybody should relax. And on the same day, Trump’s online behavior again created fresh ethical and security headaches by linking to a post that exposed Attorney General Letitia James’ home address. It was a clean little demonstration of how his legal trouble keeps bleeding into his politics, and vice versa.

Closing take

Trump spent October 16 doing what he does best: turning one courtroom problem into three. The judges moved to box him in, the trial evidence kept getting worse, and his own social media habits handed critics fresh ammunition. Not exactly a master class in self-control.

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Fraud trial witness says Trump wanted his net worth pumped up

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A Trump Organization vice president testified that Allen Weisselberg told him Trump wanted his net worth increased on financial statements, a damaging bit of testimony for a trial built around the claim that Trump’s money claims were not innocent exaggerations but routine fraud.

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