Edition · December 5, 2023

Trump’s December 5, 2023 Damage Control Edition

Backfill for December 5, 2023 in America/New_York, focused on the day’s best-documented Trump-world screwups and the fallout they were already generating.

December 5 brought a familiar Trump-era mixture of courtroom self-sabotage and political overreach: the New York fraud fight kept tightening, the campaign kept trying to turn legal peril into persecution theater, and the whole enterprise kept looking more like an empire under audit than a comeback machine. The day’s sharpest stories were not about fresh policy or clean momentum. They were about Trump and his orbit making the same mistakes loudly enough for judges, critics, and voters to keep taking notes.

Closing take

The through line here is simple: Trump’s coalition kept treating chaos as strategy, but on December 5, 2023, the chaos mostly looked expensive, defensive, and increasingly boxy around the edges. When the strongest story of the day is whether a defense witness can rescue a fraud case from its own record, that is not exactly a banner day for the family business or the campaign brand.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Trump’s New York fraud trial was still running, and the remaining fight was over penalties, not liability

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

On Dec. 5, 2023, the New York civil fraud trial was still underway. Justice Arthur Engoron had already issued a September ruling finding Trump and other defendants liable on the core fraud claims, but the court was still hearing evidence before the trial ended on Dec. 13 and closing arguments were set for Jan. 11, 2024.

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Trump lawyers lose bid to delay December 11 testimony

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

On December 5, 2023, Donald Trump’s lawyers asked Judge Arthur Engoron to postpone Trump’s scheduled December 11 testimony in the New York civil fraud trial until the gag-order appeal was resolved. Engoron denied the request, leaving the testimony date in place.

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