The Daily Fuckup — December 7, 2023

Edition · December 7, 2023

The Daily Fuckup — December 7, 2023

2 verified reports published on December 7, 2023.

This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.

Closing take

The through line on December 7 was simple: Trump was still trying to turn every legal defeat into a procedural detour, but the underlying facts were not getting friendlier. The election case was headed for appellate delay, the fraud trial was still sitting on top of a mountain of evidence, and the day’s best Trump arguments all relied on judges or appeals courts buying time. That is not exactly a victory lap; it’s a holding pattern with subpoenas.

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Trump’s immunity gambit turns into a delay play in the election case

Delay play Confidence 5/5

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump formally moved to appeal the rejection of his immunity claims in the federal election case, a step that all but guaranteed another round of delay before trial. The filing made clear that the defense’s main objective was no longer to beat the case on the merits in the near term, but to keep the clock from running out. For a campaign already built around grievance and stalling tactics, it was a very Trumpian move: if you can’t win fast, try to freeze the game.

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Trump’s fraud-trial defense gets a witness, but the fraud finding was already in place

Fraud defense Confidence 5/5

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

On Dec. 7, 2023, Donald Trump attended court in New York as defense expert Eli Bartov testified that he found no evidence of accounting fraud in the Trump Organization’s statements. But the judge had already found Trump and co-defendants liable for fraud before that testimony, so the day was about rebuttal and damages, not a fresh fight over liability.

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