Edition · December 12, 2023
The Daily Fuckup — December 12, 2023
3 verified reports published on December 12, 2023.
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Closing take
The throughline for the day was simple: Trump was still trying to turn legal jeopardy into campaign theater, but the institutions around him were not cooperating. The courts kept moving, the fraud case kept breathing, and the “delay, distract, deny” strategy was starting to look less like hardball and more like a trap he built for himself.
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Fraud case stalls
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
On Dec. 12, 2023, Trump’s lawyers renewed a motion for a directed verdict in the New York civil fraud bench trial, and Judge Arthur Engoron denied it while the evidentiary phase was still winding down.
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Immunity squeeze
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
Jack Smith filed a Supreme Court petition on Dec. 11, 2023, asking the justices to quickly decide whether Trump can be prosecuted in the election-interference case. The request was aimed at preventing the immunity fight from bogging down the trial schedule.
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Brand under siege
Confidence 4/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
The fraud case stayed in motion and continued to threaten the story Trump tells about himself as a business genius. Even without a verdict that day, the proceedings kept his finances and his brand under a harsh public light.
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