Edition · December 12, 2023

Trump World’s December 12, 2023 Daily Fuckup Edition

A backfill look at the day Donald Trump’s legal and political problems kept compounding, with one court fight after another tightening the screws.

On December 12, 2023, Trump’s biggest problem was that the legal calendar did not care about his campaign calendar. The special counsel’s push to move the Jan. 6 immunity fight straight to the Supreme Court kept the federal election case in the spotlight, while the New York fraud trial was still grinding toward a likely ugly outcome for Trump and his business empire. It was the kind of day when every path out of trouble seemed to lead deeper into it.

Closing take

The throughline for the day was simple: Trump was still trying to turn legal jeopardy into campaign theater, but the institutions around him were not cooperating. The courts kept moving, the fraud case kept breathing, and the “delay, distract, deny” strategy was starting to look less like hardball and more like a trap he built for himself.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.