Edition · December 17, 2023

The Daily Fuckup: Trump-world, December 17, 2023

A backfill edition focused on the biggest Trump-related self-inflicted wounds landing on this date, with the legal and political bill coming due in plain view.

December 17, 2023 was a comparatively quiet Sunday on the Trump beat, but the damage already in motion kept compounding: the Colorado ballot challenge had become a full-blown national cliffhanger, and the Trump fraud trial in New York was still hanging over the former president’s business empire like a guillotine. The day itself did not produce a fresh blockbuster ruling, but it sat in the middle of a stretch where Trump’s legal exposure, campaign messaging, and long-running credibility problems were all converging fast.

Closing take

On a date like this, the screwup is partly the event and partly the echo. By December 17, the Trump orbit was already trapped in a news cycle it had helped create: the courts, the records, and the rhetoric were all closing in at once.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Colorado Ballot Fight Keeps Trump in the Legal Crosshairs

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The Colorado eligibility case was no longer a niche lawsuit by December 17; it had become one of the most dangerous legal threats to Trump’s 2024 campaign. The underlying claim, rooted in Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, was that Trump had engaged in insurrection through his conduct around January 6. The immediate screwup was not a new ruling on this date, but a growing reality Trump could not spin away: his ballot access and his campaign message were now tied to the same central accusation. The case was headed for an even bigger collision with the courts, and the longer it stayed alive, the more it normalized the idea that Trump’s candidacy itself could be challenged as a matter of constitutional law.

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Trump’s Fraud Case Still Shadows the Family Brand

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The New York civil fraud trial had finished taking testimony by December 17, 2023, but it was still not over. The case had already put the Trump Organization’s valuations and financial statements on the record, and closing arguments were still ahead for January 11, 2024.

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