Edition · December 27, 2023

Trump World’s December 27, 2023 Hangover

A nasty legal day for the ex-president: one court kept him on the ballot, while prosecutors moved to box in his election-subversion defense before trial.

December 27 brought Trump two very different kinds of news: one piece of relief in Michigan, where the state’s Supreme Court left him on the primary ballot, and one fresh legal squeeze in Washington, where special counsel prosecutors asked a judge to wall off his favorite election-fraud talking points. The first was a procedural win, not a vindication; the second was a reminder that the January 6 case was still being built to deny him room to turn the trial into a campaign rally. Together, they underscored the same problem for Trump: even when he avoids an immediate loss, the legal system keeps narrowing the exits.

Closing take

Trump got to celebrate a ballot fight win in one state and spin another courtroom filing as persecution. But the day’s real throughline was uglier for him: the cases against him were still moving, still constraining him, and still forcing judges and prosecutors to decide how much of his political mythology the jury gets to hear.

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Smith Seeks to Limit Trump’s Trial Arguments in Jan. 6 Case

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Special counsel prosecutors asked Judge Tanya Chutkan to bar Trump from raising a list of political and other irrelevant arguments at trial in the Jan. 6 case. The filing came Dec. 27, 2023, while the case was paused during his immunity appeal and after it had been set for trial on March 4, 2024.

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Michigan Lets Trump Stay on the Primary Ballot, But the Bigger Fight Is Still Coming

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The Michigan Supreme Court declined to hear a challenge seeking to kick Donald Trump off the state’s 2024 primary ballot, giving him a short-term win after Colorado’s high court had just taken the opposite view. That is not the same thing as clearing him on the merits. It simply kicks the harder constitutional question down the road, while the broader Section 3 fight keeps heading toward the U.S. Supreme Court.

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