Edition · December 29, 2023

The Daily Fuckup — December 29, 2023

2 verified reports published on December 29, 2023.

This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.

Closing take

By December 29, Trump’s campaign had turned a court defeat into a headline problem that could not be spun away. The state ruling was paused, the appeals were coming fast, and the Supreme Court would get the final word. But for one ugly stretch, Trump’s closing argument to voters was not strength — it was whether the Constitution itself says he is not allowed to do the job again.

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Colorado High Court Rules Trump Disqualified, Then Pauses Its Order

★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5 Five-alarm fuckup

The Colorado Supreme Court said on Dec. 19, 2023, that Donald Trump is disqualified from the state’s presidential primary ballot under Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, but it stayed enforcement of the ruling until Jan. 4, 2024, unless the U.S. Supreme Court stepped in first.

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Maine Ballot Ruling Adds A Second Front To Trump’s Eligibility Fight

★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5 Five-alarm fuckup

Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows ruled on Dec. 28, 2023, that Donald Trump could not appear on the state’s Republican primary ballot, one week after Colorado’s Supreme Court reached a similar conclusion. Both rulings were immediately caught up in appeals, but together they widened a fight over whether Trump’s conduct around Jan. 6 bars him from the ballot.

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