Edition · January 6, 2024

The Daily Fuckup — January 6, 2024

2 verified reports published on January 6, 2024.

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Closing take

The courts may have spared Trump the ballot fight, but they did not spare him the optics. On January 6, he managed to remind the country why the day still follows him everywhere: not because he wants accountability, but because he keeps volunteering for the role of its chief heckler.

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Supreme Court Restores Trump to Ballot, Killing State-Ban Push

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The Supreme Court unanimously restored Trump to primary ballots, wiping out the Colorado-led effort to block him under the 14th Amendment. It was a legal win for Trump, but also a reminder that the underlying Jan. 6 issue was never resolved on the merits—only punted back into the political bloodstream.

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