Edition · January 6, 2024

Trump’s Jan. 6 Spin Hits the Iowa Trail

Backfilled for January 6, 2024: Trump turned the Capitol attack’s anniversary into a full-court rerun of his grievance politics, even as the Supreme Court had just blown up the state-by-state ballot fight against him.

On January 6, 2024, Donald Trump chose the third anniversary of the Capitol attack to double down on denial, call jailed rioters “hostages,” and recast the day’s violence as a sideshow to immigration hysteria. Hours earlier, the Supreme Court had already undercut the attempt to kick him off state ballots, restoring him to the primary map and handing him a political escape hatch even as critics argued the ruling did nothing to clean up his record. The day was less a reset than a reminder: Trump’s biggest weakness remains his instinct to answer one historical disaster with another pile of combustible nonsense.

Closing take

The courts may have spared Trump the ballot fight, but they did not spare him the optics. On January 6, he managed to remind the country why the day still follows him everywhere: not because he wants accountability, but because he keeps volunteering for the role of its chief heckler.

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Supreme Court Restores Trump to Ballot, Killing State-Ban Push

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The Supreme Court unanimously restored Trump to primary ballots, wiping out the Colorado-led effort to block him under the 14th Amendment. It was a legal win for Trump, but also a reminder that the underlying Jan. 6 issue was never resolved on the merits—only punted back into the political bloodstream.

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