Trump’s January 8, 2024: the legal vise tightened again

Edition · January 8, 2024

Trump’s January 8, 2024: the legal vise tightened again

A backfill edition from January 8, 2024, when Trump-world spent the day trying to outrun court calendars, ballot fights, and the consequences of a political project that kept dragging him back into the courtroom.

On January 8, 2024, the Trump universe was not having a graceful Monday. The day’s biggest screwups were legal and procedural: Trump asked a Maine judge to hit pause on the state’s ballot-access fight while the Supreme Court considered Colorado’s separate move to boot him from the ballot, and his broader effort to slow or reverse the fallout from Jan. 6 kept running into hard institutional resistance. The public case for Trump was still that all of this was partisan persecution; the practical case was that state officials and judges kept treating his constitutional and legal exposure as very real.

Closing take

January 8 was a reminder that the biggest Trump messes are rarely one-day explosions. They are usually piles of paper: filings, appeals, orders, and the blunt fact that every attempt to escape one legal trap tends to open another. That is what made this a strong screwup day for Trump-world — not drama for drama’s sake, but the steady, documented drip of consequences.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Trump tries to stall Maine ballot fight, hoping the Supreme Court bails him out

Ballot delay Confidence 4/5

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump asked a Maine judge to pause the state’s ballot-access dispute so the Supreme Court could first rule in the Colorado case that had already knocked him off that state’s primary ballot. The move underscored how much his campaign was now leaning on procedural delay just to keep the constitutional question from spreading. It also highlighted the risk that one state’s ruling could become a blueprint for others.

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