Edition · January 16, 2024

The Daily Fuckup — January 16, 2024

2 verified reports published on January 16, 2024.

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Closing take

January 16 showed the basic Trump problem in one neat bundle: even when he wins, the baggage wins airtime too. That is not a coincidence; it is the brand.

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Trump’s Iowa win collided with a Manhattan damages trial

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

After winning the Iowa caucuses on Jan. 15, Donald Trump spent part of Jan. 16 in Manhattan for jury selection in the E. Jean Carroll damages trial. Judge Lewis Kaplan told prospective jurors to accept prior liability findings and decide only how much Trump should pay, then Trump left for a New Hampshire rally.

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Trump’s Iowa win came with the same legal baggage that keeps boxing in his campaign

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump’s Iowa victory was real, but it did not solve the larger political problem: the campaign remained stuck around his criminal and civil cases, with his own choices keeping him in court during the final stretch before New Hampshire. Jan. 16 made that plain again, as the post-Iowa bounce was immediately diluted by the spectacle of Trump in a New York courtroom and the broader reality that his candidacy is still chained to litigation.

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