Edition · January 21, 2024

Trump’s New Hampshire weekend ends with a wobble, not a coronation

Backfill edition for January 21, 2024: the former president’s day was less triumphal march than reminder that his legal and political baggage was still doing the talking.

The strongest Trump-world story on January 21 was not a single collapse but a convergence: he was still trying to lock down the Republican race while the legal shadow from Jan. 6 kept looming over him, and his rivals were still alive enough to force him to spend political capital. In a date-window edition built for that Sunday, the best-documented screwups are the ones that show how fragile the “inevitable nominee” script still was. The day’s news cycle was a mix of court fallout, primary politics, and the kind of messaging that only looks confident if you ignore the underlying facts.

Closing take

On January 21, 2024, Trump’s problem was not that he lacked momentum. It was that every push toward inevitability dragged the same baggage behind it: unresolved criminal exposure, ongoing ballot fights, and a GOP field that had not yet fully surrendered. The day was less a victory lap than a reminder that even when he was winning, he was still litigating reality.

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Ballot fights kept Trump’s legal cloud front and center

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

Trump’s push for the nomination was still shadowed in January 2024 by the Section 3 and ballot-eligibility fights that followed the Colorado and Maine rulings in December and early January. The Supreme Court had already agreed to hear the Colorado case and scheduled argument for Feb. 8, 2024, so the dispute was active but not newly decided on Jan. 21.

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DeSantis quits, but Trump still had Haley to beat

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

Ron DeSantis suspended his campaign and endorsed Donald Trump on January 21, 2024, narrowing the Republican field to Trump and Nikki Haley. Haley was still actively campaigning, so the nomination fight was not over yet.

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