Edition · January 21, 2024

The Daily Fuckup — January 21, 2024

3 verified reports published on January 21, 2024.

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Closing take

On January 21, 2024, Trump’s problem was not that he lacked momentum. It was that every push toward inevitability dragged the same baggage behind it: unresolved criminal exposure, ongoing ballot fights, and a GOP field that had not yet fully surrendered. The day was less a victory lap than a reminder that even when he was winning, he was still litigating reality.

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Ballot fights kept Trump’s legal cloud front and center

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

Trump’s push for the nomination was still shadowed in January 2024 by the Section 3 and ballot-eligibility fights that followed the Colorado and Maine rulings in December and early January. The Supreme Court had already agreed to hear the Colorado case and scheduled argument for Feb. 8, 2024, so the dispute was active but not newly decided on Jan. 21.

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DeSantis quits, but Trump still had Haley to beat

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

Ron DeSantis suspended his campaign and endorsed Donald Trump on January 21, 2024, narrowing the Republican field to Trump and Nikki Haley. Haley was still actively campaigning, so the nomination fight was not over yet.

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