Edition · January 22, 2024

Trump’s Tuesday Trouble, Monday Edition

On January 22, 2024, the former president was juggling a defamation trial, a New Hampshire primary eve, and a fresh AI robocall mess that made his orbit look even sloppier than usual.

January 22 was not a disaster on the scale of a court loss or an indictment, but it was a bad day for Trump-world optics and discipline. In New York, his E. Jean Carroll defamation trial was delayed by juror illness just as his testimony was looming, keeping the sexual-assault backlash front and center. In New Hampshire, an apparent AI robocall impersonating Joe Biden and discouraging primary voting prompted an investigation and instantly raised new questions about the modern campaign swamp Trump helped normalize. The day also ended with Trump trying to ride his momentum in the Granite State while still dragging a courtroom cloud behind him.

Closing take

The throughline here is simple: Trump was still dominating the political conversation, but mostly in the way he usually does—by turning every venue into another mess. The legal calendar, the campaign calendar, and the anti-voting chaos calendar all kept colliding. That is not exactly the picture of a disciplined front-runner. On January 22, the Trump machine looked less like a juggernaut than a guy who keeps setting off alarms in different rooms and calling it strategy.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Juror Illness Delays Carroll Trial Right When Trump Was About to Face the Music

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A New York federal judge pushed back the E. Jean Carroll defamation trial after a juror fell ill, delaying the moment when Trump was expected to testify. That did not make the case go away; it just kept a humiliating sexual-assault and defamation fight pinned to the front of the news cycle on the eve of the New Hampshire primary.

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AI Biden Robocall in New Hampshire Put the Election-Interference Sewer on Blast

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

An apparent AI-generated robocall impersonating Joe Biden and discouraging people from voting in New Hampshire triggered a state investigation on January 22. Even without a direct Trump link, the call landed in the same election-suppression swamp Trump has spent years normalizing, and it raised the temperature around the primary just as he was trying to lock up the nomination.

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