Edition · January 24, 2024
The Daily Fuckup — January 24, 2024
3 verified reports published on January 24, 2024.
This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.
Closing take
The through-line on January 24 was simple: Trump could win primaries, but he could not win back the calendar. The courts kept moving, the damage kept accruing, and the campaign kept looking like it was answering someone else’s agenda. That is not just bad optics. It is a structural mess.
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Decision pending after trial
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
As of January 24, 2024, Judge Arthur Engoron had not yet issued a decision in the New York civil fraud case against Donald Trump and the Trump Organization. Closing arguments were held on January 11, 2024.
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Ballot fight churn
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Trump’s Maine ballot appeal hit a procedural wall on Jan. 24, 2024, when the Maine Supreme Judicial Court dismissed the case as interlocutory without reaching the merits.
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Trial still looming
Confidence 4/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
The E. Jean Carroll damages trial was delayed Jan. 22 over a juror illness and COVID-19 concerns, was not held Jan. 24, and resumed Jan. 25 — two days after Trump’s New Hampshire primary win.
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