Edition · February 2, 2024
The Daily Fuckup — February 2, 2024
3 verified reports published on February 2, 2024.
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Closing take
Trump did not win a legal merits ruling on February 2. He won time. And in a year defined by deadlines, a delayed trial can be its own kind of victory for a defendant who has built an entire political identity around outrunning consequences.
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Trial delay
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
On February 2, 2024, Judge Tanya Chutkan vacated the March 4 trial date in Donald Trump’s federal election-interference case. The order was a scheduling reset tied to the pending appeal and did not decide the immunity issue.
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Delay machine
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
On February 2, 2024, Judge Tanya Chutkan vacated the March 4 trial date in Donald Trump’s federal election-interference case and paused related deadlines while his immunity appeal was pending. The case was not dismissed.
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Calendar backfire
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
After a Feb. 2, 2024 ruling in Washington, Trump’s New York hush-money case was the likeliest criminal trial to go first — but the order was still not locked in.
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