Edition · February 7, 2024

Trump’s Supreme Court dodge backfires into a full-on calendar crisis

Backfill edition for February 7, 2024, in America/New_York. The biggest Trump-world screwups today were legal, procedural, and self-inflicted: the immunity fight in Washington surged toward the Supreme Court, and the special counsel’s report on Trump’s classified-docs inquiry landed with a fresh reminder that the Justice Department was moving ahead despite the noise.

On February 7, 2024, Trump’s legal team was doing what it had been doing for months: trying to run out the clock. The problem was that the clock kept getting louder. The federal appeals court in Washington had just rejected Trump’s claim that he was immune from prosecution for the 2020 election case, pushing the matter toward the Supreme Court and threatening to blow up the delay strategy he needed most. On the same day, Attorney General Merrick Garland told Congress that special counsel Robert Hur had finished his report, even as privilege review delayed public release of the most damaging material. None of this was a courtroom win. It was a reminder that Trump’s preferred tactic in 2024 was not vindication, but deferral.

Closing take

The through line here is painfully consistent for Trump: when the merits get ugly, he tries process; when process fails, he tries more process. February 7 was a bad day for that entire business model.

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Trump’s immunity stunt hits the Supreme Court wall

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A unanimous appeals-court ruling left Trump scrambling to save his federal election-interference case from trial, and the only obvious move was to beg the Supreme Court for help. That is not where a candidate wants to be in an election year.

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