Edition · February 24, 2024

The Daily Fuckup — February 24, 2024

2 verified reports published on February 24, 2024.

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Closing take

The pattern here was hard to miss even without hindsight: Trump’s political brand depended on projection, but the actual movement around him was court filings, damage control, and a lot of pleading for delay. The louder he got, the more the legal paper trail said the same thing — the man who promised total domination was spending the day asking to hit pause.

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At CPAC, Trump Casts Himself as a Dissident as His Legal Fight Stays Front and Center

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump used his CPAC speech to cast himself as a “proud political dissident” and portray the 2024 race as a fight against a corrupt system. The backdrop was less mystical: his lawyers were moving to suspend enforcement of the $83.3 million E. Jean Carroll defamation judgment, which had already been issued on Jan. 26, 2024.

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