Edition · February 24, 2024

Trump’s Saturday Was One Big Legal Panic With a Side of Prophet Mode

On February 24, 2024, Donald Trump spent the day trying to talk like a president-in-waiting while his lawyers were busy asking courts to slow down the financial and criminal messes closing in on him.

This backfill edition for February 24, 2024 centers on the two biggest Trump-world screwups of the day: a fresh bid to freeze the $83.3 million E. Jean Carroll defamation judgment, and a CPAC speech that wrapped his campaign in messianic grievance while he was still trying to fend off court losses. The throughline is simple: Trump kept selling himself as unstoppable while his legal team kept signaling the opposite.

Closing take

The pattern here was hard to miss even without hindsight: Trump’s political brand depended on projection, but the actual movement around him was court filings, damage control, and a lot of pleading for delay. The louder he got, the more the legal paper trail said the same thing — the man who promised total domination was spending the day asking to hit pause.

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At CPAC, Trump Casts Himself as a Dissident as His Legal Fight Stays Front and Center

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Trump used his CPAC speech to cast himself as a “proud political dissident” and portray the 2024 race as a fight against a corrupt system. The backdrop was less mystical: his lawyers were moving to suspend enforcement of the $83.3 million E. Jean Carroll defamation judgment, which had already been issued on Jan. 26, 2024.

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