Edition · March 4, 2024

Trump Gets the Ballot Back, but the Legal Mess Keeps Growing

A Supreme Court win on ballot access couldn’t erase the bigger March 4 problem: Trump’s election subversion case stayed very much alive, and the calendar kept closing in.

March 4 delivered Trump a headline-grabbing ballot win, but it also underscored how little that solved. The Supreme Court cleared him to stay on the ballot, while the federal election-interference case remained stalled only because of unresolved immunity fights, not because the allegations had gone away. For a campaign built on inevitability, the day was a reminder that the courtroom still has veto power over the narrative.

Closing take

The day’s real takeaway: Trump won the ballot fight, but the broader accountability fight is still on the board. The campaign wanted a clean Super Tuesday victory lap. Instead, March 4 looked more like a temporary reprieve with a very large asterisk.

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Haley Takes D.C., and Trump’s Apparent Lock on the GOP Shows a Seam

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

Nikki Haley won the Washington, D.C., Republican primary on March 3, 2024, taking all 19 delegates and scoring her first victory of the campaign. The result did not change Donald Trump’s march to the nomination, but it did show he was not running unchallenged everywhere inside his own party.

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