Edition · March 11, 2024

Trump’s immunity Hail Mary gets slapped down on the way to the Manhattan trial

On March 11, 2024, Trump’s lawyers tried to jam a presidential-immunity argument into the hush-money case just 2½ weeks before jury selection. The judge called the move late and thin, and the delay bid instantly turned into another self-inflicted courtroom headache.

March 11 delivered one of those very Trumpian legal tactics: ask for a big delay, file it late, and hope the Supreme Court fumes enough to save you. In Manhattan, his lawyers moved to push the hush-money trial off indefinitely until the high court decided a separate immunity fight, and the judge quickly made clear he was not amused. The filing landed as the trial clock kept ticking toward March 25, which only sharpened the sense that this was less a principled constitutional argument than a last-minute escape hatch. The result was a fresh embarrassment with real procedural consequences and a reminder that even in Trump-world, procrastination is not a legal strategy.

Closing take

The day’s Trump screwup was not that he tried to fight the case; that was always the plan. The problem was the timing, the optics, and the judge’s immediate signal that the stunt looked exactly like what it was: a late bid to slow-walk a trial that had finally come into view. In a season already stuffed with legal peril, this was another case of Trump turning a calendar problem into a credibility problem.

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Trump asks to slow hush-money case while Supreme Court weighs immunity

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

Donald Trump’s lawyers asked on March 11 to delay the Manhattan hush-money trial until the Supreme Court resolves a separate immunity fight in Washington. Judge Juan Merchan noted the filing was late and said any further pretrial motions would need his permission, but he did not decide the request that day.

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