Edition · March 19, 2024
Trump’s Bond Panic Meets a Court Date It Can’t Bluff Past
March 19, 2024 gave us a clean Trump-world snapshot: the former president was still trying to wriggle out of a massive fraud judgment, still leaning on the usual performance art, and still finding that courts are not his fan club.
On March 19, Donald Trump’s legal team told a New York appeals court it had struck out with roughly 30 surety companies while trying to secure the bond needed to pause collection of the $454 million fraud judgment. The filing intensified the sense that Trump’s self-presentation as a cash-heavy kingpin was colliding with the very boring reality of underwriting, collateral, and deadlines. The day also featured fresh fallout from Trump’s election lies and another sign that his legal calendar was squeezing his campaign calendar into a pretzel.
Closing take
Trump spent years selling the myth that he was too rich to be boxed in by ordinary rules. March 19 showed the opposite: he was boxed in by ordinary rules, and they were getting closer.
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Bond blowback
Confidence 5/5
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Five-alarm fuckup
Trump’s lawyers told a New York appellate court on March 18 that they had contacted about 30 surety companies without finding one willing to back the full $454 million civil fraud judgment, a development that could let New York start enforcement if the court does not grant relief.
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Campaign collision
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
On Florida’s Republican primary day, Trump voted in Palm Beach while his lawyers kept pressing an appellate court to loosen or pause the $454 million civil fraud judgment. The enforcement deadline was March 25 unless he won relief or posted a bond.
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Immunity overreach
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Donald Trump filed his Supreme Court merits brief on March 19, 2024, and argued that a former president cannot be prosecuted for official acts unless the House impeached and the Senate convicted first.
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