Edition · April 5, 2024

Trump’s April 4 court-day faceplant

A pair of judges swatted down Trump’s favorite delay tactics while his people kept auditioning for a contempt-of-court reel.

April 4, 2024 gave Trump one of those rare all-day legal beatdowns that even his propaganda machine couldn’t spin into a clean win. In Florida, a federal judge refused to toss the classified-documents case. In New York, Trump kept trying to pry the hush-money trial away from the judge and the calendar. The through-line was simple: the courts were not buying the idea that personal grievance, social-media tantrums, and campaign timing should outrank the criminal docket.

Closing take

The big picture on April 4 was not subtle: Trump was still trying to make the courts bend to the campaign, and the courts were still mostly telling him to get in line. That’s bad for a candidate who needs delay, drama, and deniability in roughly equal measure. None of it ended the cases. All of it reminded voters that the “lawfare” complaint is often just a complaint that the law exists.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

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