Edition · April 9, 2024
The Daily Fuckup — April 9, 2024
3 verified reports published on April 9, 2024.
This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.
Closing take
The pattern is getting hard to miss. Trump keeps trying to lawyer, post, and message his way out of trouble, and the courts and his own coalition keep answering with different versions of no.
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Immunity gambit
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
Special counsel Jack Smith filed a Supreme Court brief on April 8, 2024, arguing Donald Trump’s immunity claim should fail in the federal election-interference case set for argument later this month.
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Trial delay blocked
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
A New York appeals judge rejected Trump’s last-minute bid to delay the April 15 hush-money trial, knocking down another attempt to buy time as the case heads toward jury selection.
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Abortion backlash
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Donald Trump said on April 8, 2024, that abortion policy should be left to the states, and some anti-abortion allies quickly objected to the move.
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