Edition · April 17, 2024

The Daily Fuckup — April 17, 2024

2 verified reports published on April 17, 2024.

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Closing take

The pattern here is less a single blowup than a relentless drip of bad optics, bad timing, and bad judgment. Trump’s trial team can still hope to fight the case on the merits, but on the public side of the ledger, every new filing and courtroom skirmish adds another stain to the same story: a candidate who cannot stop creating new problems while trying to outrun the old ones.

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Trump hush-money trial jury selection was still unfinished on April 17

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

On April 17, 2024, jury selection in Donald Trump’s Manhattan hush-money trial was still underway. Seven jurors had been seated the day before, but the 12-person jury was not completed until April 18, and the court had already ordered extra limits on what could be reported about prospective jurors.

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Trump team turns subpoena service into another self-own

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

Trump’s lawyers spent part of April 17 arguing that Stormy Daniels refused service of a subpoena outside a Brooklyn venue, a move that only underscored how awkward the trial already is for him. The stunt did not create legal salvation, but it did add another weird little chapter to a case where every procedural step now gets dragged into the campaign spotlight.

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