Edition · May 6, 2024

The Daily Fuckup — Backfill Edition for May 6, 2024

Trump’s hush-money trial kept generating its own contempt. A fresh Merchan ruling added another fine, another warning, and another reminder that the former president’s instinct for obeying court orders remains nonexistent.

May 6 was one of those days when Trump’s legal team could have used a mute button, a calendar, and a time machine. The biggest news was a New York judge finding him in contempt again for violating the hush-money trial gag order, then warning that future violations could lead to jail. It was not a symbolic slap: it was the tenth contempt finding in the same case, with the court saying fines were not deterring him. The day reinforced a theme that keeps following Trump everywhere — he treats limits as suggestions and then acts shocked when the referee notices.

Closing take

The throughline of May 6 is simple: Trump kept proving the case for the case against him. Every time he tried to turn the courtroom into a campaign prop, the court responded with paperwork, fines, and a fresh warning that the next step could be worse. That is bad enough on its own. It is worse because it was entirely preventable.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

Story

Merchan Finds Trump in Contempt Again, Then Warns Jail Could Follow

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Justice Juan Merchan found Donald Trump in contempt again in the hush-money case, bringing the total to 10 contempt findings, fined him $1,000, ordered the offending post removed, and warned future violations could lead to incarceration if appropriate and warranted.

Open story + comments