Edition · July 4, 2024

The Daily Fuckup: July 4, 2024 Edition

Trump spent the day cashing the Supreme Court’s immunity check, while his campaign’s legal luck created fresh problems, and Democrats kept handing him a giant opening to look above the law.

July 3 delivered a very Trump-shaped kind of holiday eve: legal victories, political benefits, and the kind of constitutional ambiguity that practically dares him to push harder. The Supreme Court’s immunity ruling kept rippling through the Manhattan hush-money case, where prosecutors agreed to delay sentencing as they sorted out what the decision might mean. At the same time, Trump’s campaign was already using the ruling to argue for broader impunity, a message that may play well with his base and terribly with everyone else who still likes the words 'no one is above the law.'

Closing take

Trump did not need a Fourth of July miracle. He got one anyway, courtesy of a Court that gave him room to keep fighting and a political system that still seems willing to let him turn every legal setback into campaign fuel. The immediate damage may be aimed at judges, prosecutors, and the norms that used to pretend they mattered. The rest of the country is stuck watching him celebrate the loophole.

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Trump turns the immunity ruling into a bigger argument

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The Supreme Court said on July 1, 2024, that former presidents have immunity for official acts and no immunity for unofficial ones, then sent the case back for lower-court proceedings. Trump quickly cast the decision as broader protection than the Court actually gave him.

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