Edition · July 16, 2024
The Daily Fuckup — July 16, 2024
3 verified reports published on July 16, 2024.
This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.
Closing take
The short version: Trump got a made-for-TV week, but the underlying operation was still a chaos machine. The convention could hide a lot for a night. It couldn’t make the legal, ethical, and political messes disappear.
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Legal escape hatch
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon dismissed the federal classified-documents indictment against Donald Trump on July 15, 2024, ruling that special counsel Jack Smith was unlawfully appointed. The Justice Department said it would appeal; the ruling did not address the merits of the allegations.
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VP baggage
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Trump’s choice of JD Vance as running mate put fresh attention on Vance’s past anti-Trump comments and his refusal to say Trump lost in 2020.
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Project 2025 spin
Confidence 4/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
As the campaign kept trying to wave off Project 2025, the conservative blueprint’s deep ties to Trump-world made the denial harder to sell and easier to mock.
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