Edition · October 24, 2024

Trump’s closing-week unhingedness keeps doing the opposition’s work for it

A day of fresh radio quotes, fresh authoritarian vibes, and fresh reminders that the campaign’s biggest self-inflicted wound is still the candidate himself.

On October 24, 2024, Trump spent part of the day reminding swing voters why his campaign can’t stay on message: he swatted away a chance to sound moderate, bragged about extreme conservatism, and openly said he’d fire special counsel Jack Smith “within two seconds” if he retakes office. The result was a clean contrast story for his opponents and another gift-wrapped example of a candidate still treating the presidency like a personal legal escape hatch.

Closing take

Some campaigns lose because of bad luck. This one keeps losing little wars with its own mouth.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Trump Says He’d Fire Jack Smith ‘Within Two Seconds’

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump was asked how he’d handle the special counsel if he returns to power, and he answered with a threat: Jack Smith would be gone almost immediately. That is a tidy little reminder that for Trump, the Justice Department is still something to be managed for personal survival, not defended as an independent institution.

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Trump Brags He’s Basically More Conservative Than Everyone, Even Reagan

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

Trump was handed an opening to look like a broader, general-election-ready Republican. He answered by claiming he was “maybe more conservative than any human being that’s ever lived,” which is a hell of a way to tell moderates and swing voters exactly who you are when they were hoping for a softer sell.

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