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Legal drag
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
New York prosecutors said they will not agree to erase Donald Trump’s hush-money conviction, even as they opened the door to delaying sentencing until after his new term begins. That left Trump with the worst possible kind of legal news: not a clean escape, but a reminder that the case is still alive and still embarrassing.
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Billionaire access
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Trump flew to Texas to watch Elon Musk’s Starship launch, giving the world a very public snapshot of how close the president-elect and the billionaire benefactor had become. The rocket test itself was mixed, but the real story was the access: Musk had already spent enormous money backing Trump and was now acting like a de facto insider before inauguration.
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