Edition · December 9, 2024
The Daily Fuckup — December 9, 2024
3 verified reports published on December 9, 2024.
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Closing take
The day’s story was less about new power than old baggage. Trump and his allies spent December 9, 2024, litigating the past, not consolidating the future—and every one of those fights reminded voters and officials that the second Trump term is opening with the same procedural grime that defined the first.
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Conviction hangover
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
Trump’s legal team was still pressing to vacate the New York hush-money conviction on Dec. 9, 2024, with the motion filed Dec. 2, prosecutors responding that day, and the judge ruling later on Jan. 3, 2025.
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Electors scramble
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Wisconsin Republicans filed suit on Dec. 6, 2024, asking a judge to decide whether the state’s presidential electors should meet on Dec. 16 under state law or Dec. 17 under federal law.
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Policy whiplash
Confidence 3/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
As Trump’s Cabinet took shape, his long record of abortion flip-flops was back in the conversation and creating predictable distrust from both sides of the issue. The result was not clarity, but another reminder that even before taking office, Trump’s policy brand remains a moving target.
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