Edition · December 19, 2024

The Daily Fuckup — December 19, 2024

2 verified reports published on December 19, 2024.

This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.

Closing take

The through line here was classic Trump-world governance: manufacture a crisis, demand loyalty, and then act surprised when reality does not kneel. On December 19, the downside was not abstract. It was a public loss of leverage, a dead-end political gamble, and a fresh reminder that Trump’s strongest instinct in a governing fight is still to make the whole building shake and then blame the walls when they crack.

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Trump’s shutdown gamble gets swatted down in the House

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump tried to force a late-breaking rewrite of the government funding deal, only to watch the House reject the Trump-backed plan in a humiliating vote. The episode showed that even with a compliant party and a looming shutdown deadline, he could still create more chaos than control.

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Hochul makes clear Trump should not expect a soft landing in New York

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

As Trump continued fighting to erase his hush money conviction, New York Gov. Kathy Hochul signaled that a pardon would require remorse, not just Trump’s usual pressure campaign. The message was a public reminder that his legal problems were still active and that state officials were not eager to hand him a clean getaway.

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