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Shutdown faceplant
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
Trump tried to force a late-breaking rewrite of the government funding deal, only to watch the House reject the Trump-backed plan in a humiliating vote. The episode showed that even with a compliant party and a looming shutdown deadline, he could still create more chaos than control.
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Pardon reality check
Confidence 4/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
As Trump continued fighting to erase his hush money conviction, New York Gov. Kathy Hochul signaled that a pardon would require remorse, not just Trump’s usual pressure campaign. The message was a public reminder that his legal problems were still active and that state officials were not eager to hand him a clean getaway.
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