Edition · December 21, 2024

The Daily Fuckup: December 21, 2024

Trump spent the day turning allies into targets, while his legal team kept trying to bargain reality down to size.

On December 21, Trump-world was back to its favorite hobby: manufacturing fresh geopolitical static and legal damage-control at the same time. The biggest screwup was the former president’s escalating rhetoric about Panama, Greenland, and Canada — the kind of imperial nonsense that invites diplomatic blowback and makes U.S. allies wonder if the incoming administration is treating sovereign borders like scratch-off tickets. Meanwhile, Trump’s criminal and transition baggage continued to hang over the day, with his orbit still trying to erase inconvenient legal and governance problems that won’t politely disappear just because he won an election.

Closing take

This was one of those days when Trump’s movement looked less like a government-in-waiting than a rolling collision between grievance, improvisation, and international embarrassment. The through-line is simple: the more Trump talks like a strongman, the more he hands critics a live wire and allies a reason to brace for impact.

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Trump’s imperial fantasy tour gives allies fresh reasons to panic

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Trump spent the day pushing hard on claims about the Panama Canal and Greenland, while again treating Canada like a country he could bully into surrendering its sovereignty. The message was not just unserious; it was the sort of great-power bluster that draws immediate pushback from allies and raises new questions about what he thinks diplomacy is for.

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