Edition · December 22, 2024
The Daily Fuckup — December 22, 2024
3 verified reports published on December 22, 2024.
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Closing take
If this was the warm-up act, the country should expect a second Trump term built on spectacle, escalation, and no small amount of international eye-rolling. The man who loves to call everything a deal keeps making the same old mistake: mistaking provocation for leverage.
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Canal brinkmanship
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
At AmericaFest in Phoenix on Dec. 22, 2024, president-elect Donald Trump said the United States might try to regain control of the Panama Canal. Panama’s president, José Raúl Mulino, quickly rejected the idea in an official response.
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Culture-war punch
Confidence 4/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
In Phoenix, Trump promised executive orders to bar transgender people from the military and to make federal policy recognize only two genders. The pitch was catnip for the base, but it also telegraphed a second-term agenda built around culture-war punishment and legal fights that are almost guaranteed to follow.
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Victory-lap chaos
Confidence 4/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
Trump used a marquee stage to brag about a “dream team” and a coming “Golden Age,” but the night also underscored the gap between his triumphant rhetoric and the actual messes he creates by improvising on foreign policy, immigration, and governing norms.
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