Edition · January 3, 2025

Trump’s New Year hangover starts early

A judge kept the hush-money conviction alive and put sentencing on the calendar, making sure Trump’s first big post-holiday headline was not the one his team wanted.

On January 3, 2025, Donald Trump got an unwelcome reminder that winning the presidency does not erase a felony conviction. A New York judge refused to toss out the hush-money verdict and set sentencing for January 10, leaving Trump headed into his final stretch before inauguration with the stain still on the books. The decision was a legal and political embarrassment, even if the court signaled no jail time was coming. It also underscored how badly Trump’s team miscalculated the staying power of the case.

Closing take

For Trump, this was the kind of day that turns “it’ll all go away” into a court date. The legal consequence may have been limited, but the symbolic damage was real: the president-elect remained a convicted felon walking toward the Oval Office.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

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