Edition · January 6, 2025

The Daily Fuckup: January 6, 2025

Trump spent the day pretending the country’s ugliest democratic rupture was basically a branding exercise, while the legal and political wreckage from that rupture kept spilling back into the news cycle.

On the fourth anniversary of the Capitol attack, Trump-world did what it always does on this date: try to scrub the blood out of the story and call it patriotism. The strongest developments were legal and institutional, with fresh reporting and court action keeping the January 6 record alive even as Trump’s allies worked to bury it.

Closing take

The theme of the day was not subtle: Trump wants the history rewritten, the records delayed, and the consequences minimized. The institutions around him, inconveniently, kept refusing to cooperate with the revisionism.

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Jack Smith’s January 6 Report Keeps the Criminal Shadow Hanging Over Trump

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

On January 6, the Justice Department’s final accounting of Trump’s election-subversion case was still barreling toward public release, despite his effort to keep it buried. The continuing fight over the report kept the underlying accusation alive: that Trump’s pressure campaign against the 2020 result was not political hardball, but a criminal effort that nearly succeeded.

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Congress Certifies Trump on Jan. 6 as the Date Stays Loaded

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

Congress met in joint session on Jan. 6, 2025, to count the electoral votes and formally certify Donald Trump’s 2024 victory. The proceeding landed on the fourth anniversary of the Capitol attack, and Trump marked it online with celebratory language that put the day’s two meanings in direct view.

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