Edition · January 6, 2025

The Daily Fuckup: January 6, 2025

Trump spent the day pretending the country’s ugliest democratic rupture was basically a branding exercise, while the legal and political wreckage from that rupture kept spilling back into the news cycle.

On the fourth anniversary of the Capitol attack, Trump-world did what it always does on this date: try to scrub the blood out of the story and call it patriotism. The strongest developments were legal and institutional, with fresh reporting and court action keeping the January 6 record alive even as Trump’s allies worked to bury it.

Closing take

The theme of the day was not subtle: Trump wants the history rewritten, the records delayed, and the consequences minimized. The institutions around him, inconveniently, kept refusing to cooperate with the revisionism.

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5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.

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Jack Smith’s January 6 Report Keeps the Criminal Shadow Hanging Over Trump

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

On January 6, the Justice Department’s final accounting of Trump’s election-subversion case was still barreling toward public release, despite his effort to keep it buried. The continuing fight over the report kept the underlying accusation alive: that Trump’s pressure campaign against the 2020 result was not political hardball, but a criminal effort that nearly succeeded.

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Congress Certifies Trump While He Tries to Rebrand January 6

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

The fourth anniversary of the Capitol attack landed the same day Congress officially certified Trump’s 2024 victory, giving him a clean, orderly contrast to the chaos he once unleashed. That made his online bragging about the vote count look less like triumph and more like an attempt to turn a democratic procedure into a victory lap over the damage he caused.

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