Edition · January 7, 2025

Trump’s New Year Hangover Rolls Into Court

On January 7, 2025, the president-elect spent the day trying — and failing — to outrun his hush-money sentencing, while the legal calendar kept right on mocking his transition narrative.

The biggest Trump-world screwup on January 7 was simple: the courts did not buy the idea that being president-elect makes a criminal sentencing disappear. A New York appeals judge rejected his latest bid to halt the hush-money case, leaving Friday’s sentencing on track and underscoring how badly his team had boxed itself in. It was a reminder that the campaign’s endless “weaponization” rhetoric has a hard stop in real courtrooms, where deadlines do not care about vibes.

Closing take

For all the grandstanding about power and immunity, the most important Trump story on January 7 was a judge saying, in effect, nice try. The transition was supposed to be about inevitability; instead, it was about lawyers sprinting from one losing argument to the next. That’s not just a legal headache. It is the kind of self-inflicted mess that turns a victory lap into an intake form.

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Trump’s Last-Ditch Sentencing Delay Fails, Keeping the Hush-Money Case Alive

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A New York appeals judge rejected Donald Trump’s emergency bid to stop his Friday sentencing in the hush-money case, leaving the proceeding on the calendar and humiliating a legal strategy built around delay. The ruling came after a state trial judge had already turned him down, making the president-elect’s immunity argument look less like a serious doctrine than a hail-mary to the courthouse door.

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