Edition · January 11, 2025
The Daily Fuckup — January 11, 2025
1 verified report published on January 11, 2025.
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Closing take
The headline on paper was mercy. The political reality was a president-elect who spent days begging courts not to do the one thing they still could: say out loud that he is a convicted felon. That is not a win, no matter how loudly the spin machine insists otherwise.
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Story
Felony remains
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
On Jan. 10, 2025, a New York judge gave Donald Trump an unconditional discharge in his hush-money case, meaning no jail, probation, or fine. The felony conviction remains on the books as he heads back to the White House.
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