Edition · January 18, 2025

Trump’s pre-inauguration victory lap ran into the same old wrecking ball

On January 18, 2025, the incoming Trump orbit was still trying to sell inevitability, discipline, and a clean handoff. The day instead featured reminders that the movement was dragging around the Jan. 6 wreckage, the ethics stink, and a fresh wave of public resistance.

January 18, 2025 wasn’t a governing day yet, but it was already a revealing one. The Trump universe was celebrating a return to Washington while courts, protesters, and the incoming president’s own business ethics choices kept handing critics easy material. The biggest damage that day came from the collision of symbolism and substance: a comeback tour in the shadow of Jan. 6, and a business structure that still looked designed to monetize access.

Closing take

The throughline was simple: Trump’s people kept trying to frame the moment as triumphant, but the paper trail and the public square were telling a less flattering story. The old habits were still there, the old controversies were still alive, and the incoming administration had not even been sworn in yet.

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Jan. 6 defendants got permission to come back for Trump’s big day

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

Judges were letting some Capitol riot defendants travel to Washington for Trump’s inauguration, a grim little sign that the movement’s clearest criminal stain was being folded back into the celebratory pageantry. The Justice Department was still arguing they should not be allowed near the scene of the crime while under supervision.

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Trump’s ethics shield still left the foreign-deals loophole wide open

★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5 Major mess

The Trump family business had already released an ethics plan that barred deals with foreign governments but still allowed private foreign companies. On January 18, the issue sat there like a neon sign reading “influence for sale,” just days before the second Trump inauguration.

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Thousands marched in Washington to greet Trump with a wall of opposition

★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5 Noticeable stumble

As Trump returned to Washington for pre-inauguration celebrations, thousands of protesters were already in the streets denouncing the incoming administration’s plans on abortion, trans rights, immigration, and democracy itself. It was a reminder that the political climate around Trump’s comeback was still combustible.

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