Edition · February 2, 2025

The Daily Fuckup — February 2, 2025

3 verified reports published on February 2, 2025.

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Closing take

The bigger pattern here was not just the tariff itself, but the speed with which Trump’s economic nationalism collided with reality. His allies wanted the spectacle of toughness; what they got on February 2 was a live demonstration of how quickly a self-declared dealmaker can detonate supply chains, annoy allies, and make the White House sound like it is selling pain as a feature. There was plenty of time left for the story to get worse, but the first day was already ugly enough.

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