Edition · March 13, 2025

The Daily Fuckup — March 13, 2025

2 verified reports published on March 13, 2025.

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Closing take

The day’s scorecard was less “bold governing” than “please, nine justices, save us from these injunctions.” That is not exactly the posture of an administration confidently in control. It’s the posture of one discovering that the Constitution, the civil service, and basic administrative law are annoyingly resistant to vibes.

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A federal judge forces Trump to take back thousands of fired workers

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

A judge ordered the Trump administration to reinstate roughly 16,000 probationary federal employees, a blunt rebuke to the White House’s mass-layoff push and to Elon Musk’s slash-and-burn government-cutting crusade. The ruling suggested the administration’s rapid-fire purge was not just cruel and chaotic but unlawful. For a team obsessed with projecting power, getting ordered by a court to put people back on the payroll is a noisy reminder that there are still rules, and some judges are willing to enforce them.

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Trump’s birthright-citizenship gamble hits the Supreme Court panic button

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The administration asked the Supreme Court to narrow lower-court blocks on Trump’s birthright-citizenship order, a sign that the White House was already looking for emergency relief from a legal strategy that hit the rocks almost immediately. The filing did not try to hide the stakes: the government wanted at least parts of the order to take effect while the larger constitutional fight continues. That is a pretty stark admission that the administration’s signature immigration move is stalled by judges in multiple places and needs an assist from a high court that has not exactly rushed to bless it.

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