Edition · March 21, 2025
The Daily Fuckup — March 21, 2025
3 verified reports published on March 21, 2025.
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Closing take
The throughline from March 21 is simple: when your central governing instinct is to make legal problems disappear by presidential muscle, you usually make the original problem look worse. That’s a bad look in court, a worse look in public, and exactly the kind of mess Trump keeps insisting is everyone else’s fault.
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Legal shield
Confidence 5/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
The Justice Department asked a court to substitute the United States for President Trump in civil lawsuits tied to the Jan. 6 attack, arguing he was acting within the scope of his office. The request is not a ruling, and the court has not yet decided whether to accept it.
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Retaliation machine
Confidence 5/5
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Major mess
The White House rescinded its order targeting Paul Weiss on March 21, 2025, after the firm agreed to pro bono commitments and changes to its hiring and promotion practices. The administration also issued a same-day memorandum pressing lawyers and law firms it says engage in abusive litigation.
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Favor bank
Confidence 3/5
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
Noticeable stumble
Trump’s clemency posture on March 21 kept highlighting a deeper ethical problem: the pardon power is being used in ways that invite questions about loyalty, favoritism, and whether criminal justice is just another Trump-branded patronage system. Even when the individual cases are legally clean, the political smell is getting harder to ignore.
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