Edition · April 3, 2025

Trump’s tariff bomb goes off the day after launch

April 3 brought the first full-market verdict on Trump’s global tariff barrage: a brutal selloff, a fresh diplomatic pile-up, and a growing sense that the White House had fired before it had a plan.

April 3, 2025 was the first day the markets, allies, and trading partners fully priced in Donald Trump’s tariff blitz. Stocks cratered, critics warned about recession risk, and the administration’s vaunted trade reset looked less like leverage than a self-inflicted economic hit. It was the kind of day that turns a policy announcement into a live demonstration of blowback.

Closing take

Trump wanted April 2 to be a show of strength. April 3 looked a lot more like the bill coming due.

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China’s tariff response deepens Trump’s trade fight

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China moved quickly to answer Trump’s April 2 tariff order with a 34% duty on U.S. goods starting April 10, widening the risk of a prolonged trade conflict and more market strain.

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