Edition · May 23, 2025

Trump’s May 23, 2025: Courts Keep Swatting Down the Law-Firm Witch Hunt

A Friday packed with judicial humiliation for the White House, plus the continued fallout from a tariff strategy that keeps getting treated like a constitutional dare.

May 23 landed as another ugly day for Trump’s campaign to punish law firms and bend the legal system into a personal grievance machine. A federal judge permanently blocked yet another executive order aimed at a major firm, calling it retaliation for work the White House disliked. The broader pattern is getting harder to spin: this is no longer a one-off loss, but a running courtroom indictment of Trump’s attempt to weaponize executive power against lawyers who won’t kneel.

Closing take

The day’s core lesson was simple: when Trump turns law and policy into a revenge operation, judges keep making him pay for it. The administration can keep issuing orders and talking tough, but the paper trail keeps ending in injunctions, reversals, and public embarrassment.

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Another Trump law-firm order gets tossed as naked retaliation

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A federal judge permanently blocked Trump’s executive order targeting Jenner & Block, saying the move was unconstitutional retaliation for legal work and clients the White House didn’t like. It was the second major law-firm loss this month, and it underscored how Trump’s campaign against the legal profession is becoming a repeat humiliation in open court.

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