Edition · October 31, 2025

Trump’s Halloween got mugged by the courts

On October 31, 2025, the administration ran into a pair of sharp judicial rebukes: one over food aid for millions of Americans, another over its election meddling.

Halloween 2025 ended with two especially ugly court losses for Trump-world. Federal judges forced the administration to keep SNAP money flowing during the shutdown, blunting a plan that would have frozen food assistance for millions. Later that day, another judge blocked Trump’s attempt to require documentary proof of citizenship on the federal voter-registration form, saying the president had overstepped his authority. Different issues, same basic problem: Trump tried to turn executive muscle into policy by fiat, and the courts swatted both moves down.

Closing take

The common thread here is not subtle. Trump’s team pushed the limits on food aid and election rules, and the legal system reminded them that slogans are not statutes. For a president who thrives on spectacle, October 31 was a reminder that some of his loudest moves still have to survive contact with judges.

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Judges force Trump to keep SNAP food aid flowing during shutdown

★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5 Five-alarm fuckup

Two federal judges ordered the Trump administration to keep SNAP funded with emergency reserves, stopping a plan to freeze benefits at the start of November. The ruling undercut an administration argument that the shutdown left it no choice, and it immediately raised pressure on USDA to explain how quickly households would actually see money reload on their cards.

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