Edition · May 12, 2026

The Daily Fuckup — May 12, 2026

7 verified reports published on May 12, 2026.

This edition is the complete daily record. Reports remain separate so readers can see each claim, source set, correction, and update without one article being mislabeled as the entire edition.

Closing take

The through line is ugly but familiar: when the Trump team tries to move fast, it keeps finding out that procedure exists for a reason. That is bad news for the White House, but good news for anyone who still believes laws, landmarks, and basic planning should survive the culture-war paint job.

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DOJ sues New Mexico and Albuquerque over immigration-enforcement laws

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

The Justice Department filed suit May 8 against New Mexico, Albuquerque, Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham, Attorney General Raúl Torrez and Mayor Tim Keller, challenging state and city limits on the use of public property and detention agreements for federal civil immigration enforcement.

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