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President Donald Trump said on March 30, 2026, that the United States was in talks with Mohammad Bagher Qalibaf, the speaker of Iran’s parliament. Iranian officials pushed back quickly, saying there were no direct negotiations between Washington and Tehran. ([apnews.com](https://apnews.com/article/4820feefe878b183f12eaaabc376e6b0?utm_source=openai))

Qalibaf denied that he was part of any direct contact with the United States. Iran’s foreign ministry said proposals had been passed through intermediaries, but that did not amount to a direct negotiating channel. That left the core dispute in plain view: Trump described talks as underway, while Tehran rejected that characterization and limited its acknowledgment to indirect message delivery. ([apnews.com](https://apnews.com/article/4820feefe878b183f12eaaabc376e6b0?utm_source=openai))

The gap matters because it changes the meaning of the exchange. A claim of direct talks suggests active diplomacy. A claim that intermediaries relayed proposals describes something narrower and less formal. Based on the reporting available on March 30 and March 31, the record supports the second description from Iran, not a confirmed face-to-face or direct U.S.-Iran negotiation. ([apnews.com](https://apnews.com/article/4820feefe878b183f12eaaabc376e6b0?utm_source=openai))