Edition · January 12, 2019

The Daily Fuckup — January 12, 2019

1 verified report published on January 12, 2019.

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Closing take

The core Trump-world problem on this date was simple: the president had picked a fight he could not cleanly win, then kept deepening the damage while insisting the other side would blink first. By Jan. 12, that bet had already failed in public. The shutdown was now a record, the wall was still unfunded, and the political pain was compounding.

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Trump’s Shutdown Just Became the Longest in U.S. History — and It Still Has No Exit

★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5 Five-alarm fuckup

The partial government shutdown crossed the record mark on January 12, 2019, turning Trump’s border wall standoff into a historic self-own with no deal in sight. The White House had spent weeks saying Democrats would cave, but the only thing that caved was the administration’s claim that this was a smart negotiation strategy.

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