Edition · December 13, 2019

The Daily Fuckup: December 13, 2019

The House Judiciary Committee handed Trump two articles of impeachment, capping a brutal week in which his Ukraine scheme, stonewalling, and denial machine all collided at once.

On December 13, 2019, Trump’s Washington world took a fresh hit: the House Judiciary Committee approved articles of impeachment for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, sending the case to the full House after a marathon fight over Ukraine, subpoenas, and presidential defiance. It was the kind of day when the legal, political, and messaging damage all fed each other, and the White House’s answer was basically to keep pretending the fire was a fog machine. For a backfill edition, this is the day’s biggest screwup because it fused the underlying misconduct with the consequence that had been building toward it for months.

Closing take

December 13 was not a random bad-news day; it was the point where Trump’s Ukraine mess stopped being a sprawling investigation and became an impeachment-ready catastrophe. The committee vote locked in the central story line: this was no longer just about a phone call or a subpoena fight, but about a president who had turned public power into a personal political tool and then tried to bulldoze the oversight that followed.

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House Judiciary hands Trump two impeachment articles and no Republican rescue

★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5 Five-alarm fuckup

The House Judiciary Committee approved articles of impeachment against President Trump on abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, pushing the Ukraine scandal into its final House stage. The vote came after a grinding day of debate and made plain that the White House had failed to stop the legal and political pileup it spent weeks trying to outshout.

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