Edition · February 8, 2021

Trump Heads Into Trial Week With the Senate Ready to Put His Jan. 6 Record on Blast

February 8, 2021 found Donald Trump facing a constitutionality fight, a looming impeachment trial, and a fresh round of reminders that the post-presidency was not going to be a quiet victory lap.

The day was dominated by the run-up to Trump’s second impeachment trial, with the Senate locking in the schedule and Trump’s legal team teeing up the same tired constitutional dodge. It wasn’t a courtroom loss yet, but it was the kind of pretrial week that tells you the defense is already on offense because the facts are a mess.

Closing take

On February 8, Trump’s biggest problem was not just that a trial was coming. It was that the country was about to spend a week reading the same record of January 6 back to him, sentence by sentence, while his lawyers argued that leaving office should erase the whole thing. That’s not a strategy. That’s a confession of how bad the underlying case looks.

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The Senate Locks In a Trump Trial That Refuses to Go Away

★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5 Serious fuckup

On February 8, Senate leaders finalized the basic rules for Trump’s impeachment trial, ensuring that the former president’s defense would unfold under a spotlight he could not control. The schedule gave Trump time, but not mercy.

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