Edition · December 29, 2022

The Daily Fuckup: December 29, 2022

A backfill edition from the day Trump-world kept turning the January 6 report into a live political crime scene, while the special-counsel machinery that could chase it down was already in place.

December 29, 2022 was not a quiet cleanup day for Trump-world. The Jan. 6 committee’s final report was still landing like a brick through a windshield, with fresh details keeping the focus on Trump’s pressure campaign, the fake-electors mess, and the months of internal planning that undercut his “spontaneous protest” fantasy. Meanwhile, the Justice Department’s newly installed special-counsel structure remained the obvious next stop for anyone expecting actual consequences. The result was a day that did not produce a single new blockbuster event so much as a brutal reinforcement of the same central theme: the former president’s effort to erase an election was now documented, public, and waiting on prosecutors.

Closing take

If 2022 had a season finale, this was one of those scenes where every character in the bad faith drama keeps insisting the house isn’t on fire while the smoke alarms are still screaming. The evidence trail was already thick; December 29 just made it harder to pretend it was all rumor, theater, or partisan fan fiction.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.