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Judge Rejects Trump’s Late DNA Offer in Carroll Case
A federal judge on February 15, 2023, rejected Donald Trump’s February 10 offer to provide a DNA sample in the E. Jean Carroll case and kept the April 25 trial date in place.
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The Daily Fuckup — February 15, 2023
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Closing take
For Trump, this was the kind of courtroom setback that doesn’t make the loudest headline but does real damage: it narrows the escape routes, speeds the case toward trial, and signals a judge who is done tolerating the usual stall-and-sputter routine. In Trumpworld, that’s not a procedural footnote. It’s a flashing red light.
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