Edition · March 22, 2023

The Daily Fuckup: March 22, 2023 Edition

The Manhattan hush-money case kept building toward an indictment, and Trump-world spent the day trying to call it persecution while the legal pressure kept tightening.

On March 22, 2023, the biggest Trump-world problem was the one closing in on him in Manhattan: the hush-money investigation that would soon become the first criminal indictment of a former U.S. president. The day’s reporting and court-related context made clear that prosecutors were advancing a case built around the 2016 payoff to Stormy Daniels, and Trump’s allies were already turning the coming clash into a political grievance campaign. In the background, this was not a symbolic headache. It was the opening phase of a historic legal scramble that threatened to dominate Trump’s political message for weeks.

Closing take

This date sits in the middle of the ramp-up, not the detonation. But it was already obvious that Trump’s preferred move was to yell conspiracy while the legal machinery kept moving. That is usually a decent sign you’re losing the argument and the calendar at the same time.

Ranked by how bad the fuckup was

5 stars means maximum fallout. 1 star means a smaller self-own.